I Would Check Raise My Own Mother poker cards T-shirt | Funny Poker Tee
Black / S
$30.99
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$30.99
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This garment-dyed tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek poker attitude—an easygoing black canvas printed with vintage playing cards and the cheeky line, “I would check, raise my own mother.” It sits relaxed and heavyweight, draping like a well-worn favorite the moment you pull it on. The soft, post-dye texture and roomy cut make it comfortable for long nights at the table, garage hangs, or casual weekends. Wear it when you want to signal witty bravado without shouting: the design reads clear from across the room and the muted, worn-in colors blend with everyday layers.
The shirt feels lived-in straight away thanks to garment-dyeing and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton. It’s roomy enough to layer under a flannel or over a long-sleeve when the air turns cool. This tee speaks to people who love card games, bar-side banter, and a bit of dry humor—players who value comfort, durability, and a design with personality.
Pop it on for game nights, backyard cookouts, poker runs, or when you want a casual wardrobe piece that wears like it has stories.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage look and soft hand
- Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) for clean drape
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability
- Sizes S–4XL available; offered in 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Would Check Raise My Own Mother poker cards T-shirt | Funny Poker Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
The shirt feels lived-in straight away thanks to garment-dyeing and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton. It’s roomy enough to layer under a flannel or over a long-sleeve when the air turns cool. This tee speaks to people who love card games, bar-side banter, and a bit of dry humor—players who value comfort, durability, and a design with personality.
Pop it on for game nights, backyard cookouts, poker runs, or when you want a casual wardrobe piece that wears like it has stories.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage look and soft hand
- Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) for clean drape
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability
- Sizes S–4XL available; offered in 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean